Is METH in your neighbourhood?

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Originally uploaded by eakspeasy.

Lemme see.
Ephedrine... check.
Red phosphorous... check.
Anhydrous ammonia... check.

Now, just a few more things and you're all set!

Uh, Tasty Chicken Sandwich

Uh, Tasty Chicken Sandwich
Originally uploaded by ghz.

Speechless...

Wildlife Interactions

At approximately 23.50 on 19 Dec, Bambi had a go at suicide. Reindeer games, indeed.

Markham Woods Road is residential and foresty. Signs are up alerting to the presence of deer and bears. They never mention the turkeys, though.

As I passed this deer, it tried to pass me.

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I'm alright. The car is mobile. The deer is dead.

Insurance isn't really all that bad either. It pays to be licensed, I suppose.

A German, a prostitute and a tagline.

A German man approaches a prostitute and says "I vish to buy sex mit you."
"Ok," says the girl "but it'll cost 20 an hour."
"Ist good, but I muss varn you I little kinky."
"I can do kinky," replies the lady of the night.

They then walk back to the girl's flat where the German produces from his bag four large bed springs and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hanz und kneez." The girl finds this strange but complies and ties the springs accordingly.

"Now you vill get on your hanz und kneez," says the German. She duly does this balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill blow on zis kwacker as I make ze love to you".

She finds this odd but thinks it's harmless (and he's paying). She finds the sex is fantastic as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German all the time honking on the duck caller and she comes to the greatest climax she's ever known.

It's a few minutes before she can muster the breath to ask, "That was amazing. What do you call that position?"

"Ah" the German replies "zat is called ze....."

"Four-sprung duck technique!"

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