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Speech 101

George W Bush Speechwriter

here's a transcript:

I will shit should enemies strike our country.The danger is clear: terrorists take innocent life.
[pause]
I am not good for world peace; the vulnerable will suffer most. We have thugs and killers and some of the most leathal weapons ever devised.
We will take innocent life; that duty falls to me.
We are a slave holding society; all foreign nationals come before me––for their own safety.

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Deep South

How is it that when 'mirror' is one syllable, 'pen' be two?

Bong Vodka Bong

UPDATEThere is an even better vodka that's surprisingly cheap: Svedka. Very very good, like water that punches you in the word hole.



I acquired a bottle of Bong Vodka and will be blessing it with an alter-ego...
A guide for doing so will appear shortly.
BTW, this is perhaps the smoothest vodka I've tried. While I'm not a big spirits consumer (Hendricks and Patrón pretty much draw my line), I know how and why to appreciate them.
(Jägermeister is medicinal, thank you.)